>> donald trump is apparently aperson who brags about not eating healthy, yet there is adoctor's report that tells us he is in very good shape. you will love that report. first let me tell you whatdonald trump has said on the campaign trail.when asked what he normally eats, he said -- >> any guilty pleasures? does hefeel bad about eating anything? >> that sounds like the donaldtrump that i know. don't worry,
though. his doctor, dr. haroldbornstein, came out with a report today saying he is ingreat shape. let me explain. he says, in a letter he wrote andreleased to the public -- >> that is a good 39-year run.he says -- >>so far nothing out of theordinary, it is a glowing report, but fine. no problems. then he says -- >>uh oh, here we go. [laughter]this is trump's doctor. who says that in a medical report? hisblood pressure was astonishingly
excellent? okay, are you suretrump didn't write this? we are not anywhere near done. i lovethis quote -- >> if you think that is funny,wait until you see the good doctor. this is dr. haroldbornstein. no, dude. no. you've got to get a better hairstylethan that, man. what is this, like, caveman doctor? what isthis, a saturday night live skit? are you kidding me, dog?what is that? the only guy who has a worse haircut than donaldtrump. we continue. dr. bornstein says --
>> this is beginning to soundlike a kim jong-un report. because all the guys around himspeak like he does, his spokespeople get on tv and theyare like, mr. trump is fantastic. he is extraordinary.next thing you know they will start putting out things like,he has bowled nothing but a 300 his entire life, everygame of bowling. he once shot a 17 on an18 hole golf course. his doctor continues -- >> really? that seems amazing. ican't quite believe that. it
goes on and on. this is theconclusion. are you ready? buckle up. >> how would you know? that iscrazy. which doctor would say that? did you also evaluateobama and bush and andrew jackson? ulysses grant seemedlike a dude, you know what i'm saying? he kind of won a war.how do you know what kind of shape he was in? [laughter] ifyou are wondering what his specialty is, you are going tolove this. he is, doctor bornstein --
>>what is that? don't worry, welooked it up on wikipedia. >>[laughter] he is trump'sdoctor.
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